i’m going out in derry tomorrow and i can already tell i’m going to embarrass myself
Lying in bed beside my friend who is currently sexting a teenager kill me now
"when I was younger I used to think I’d be a prostitute so I’d meet someone like Richard Gere"
I’ve replaced all my tack in the last 3 months
Yes yes yes me
This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.
My Mam just rang me to say she’s gone out to the pub with her friend and they just happened to go to the place I usually go and I can guarantee she’s going to hear some terrible stories about me tonight
Just saw someone post on Facebook “my apendixes are really sore but the doctors won’t take them out fucking wankers!!”
Just rolled my eyes so hard I’m in physical pain